A Kittie Kate Inspired HNT

Well you can thank Kittie Kate for this HNT as she said she would like to see them wet....OK, never to dissapoint a reader, I have chosen to post my version of a "wet willy"

So anyone who doesnt like the post can bop on over to Kittie Kates blog and scold her....(Only kidding...Kate is one of the sexiest, charming girl bloggers on the web and please don't do anything to flame her......)

For those of you sick of looking at me and want to see her....you get a double HNT today....are these shorts hot or are they Hot?

The Underwear Controversy

Some of the guys are thinking why would he wear those? The girls are thinking, "Oh, a guy in panties."

Well for the guys I thought I explained it. I hate boxers. I grew up when men's bikini underwear was really popular, especially in Europe where I was living at the time.....(courtsey of the tax payers of the USA).. I had always worn those "tidy whitey's" but never cared for the bulk of the fabric. I said I hate boxers and most guys from my generation were the "tidy whitey" briefs not boxers kind of guys.

I wont argue that a lot of mens underwear can look like "panties" but they arent.....the big difference is the fabric.......and what the hell if I wore them don't you folks think I would admit to it...I mean come on how open does one need to be? I tell you about the guys who fuck my wife etc so why would I hold back on this......

I am enclosing a close up of them I can't get it blown up enough to show the actual word "Jockey" and yes Joy I know they make them for women too and so does Haines......notice the absence of the cotton crotch......look in Penny's catelog and you will see the brand under mens fashions.....I have them in white and black and dont know if they come in other colors....By the way Joe Boxer makes them too but they have a huge logo around the waist band and I cant stand the brand.....anyway half the time I dont wear any at all..

Games-----

We are both fans of the British Sit Com "Coupling." Not only is it very sexy, it is funny to boot and the fun usually has some sexual innuendo...

The characters are very attractive, the girls are tops and for the ladies, the men are handsome....One character is a daffy girl and she has her male counterpart who is more daffy than she is.

The other night I got inspired by an episode...In in Patrick one of the main characters thinks he is going to have a threesome with his girlfriend...Of course he thinks it is a girl she is bringing into the fold but in reality it is Jeff the daffy guy character.

Not only is Patrick smitten with threesomes he seems to be a fan of bondage too...so he cuffs himself to the bed after he strips naked and puts whipped cream on his nipples and penis, only to have Jeff enter the room and they both scream a blood curtling scream...It was hilarious.

Well I have a female friend who just loves the idea of teasing guys and preventing them from cumming....we have never played but we have discussed it and my wife thinks it is a hot idea and so does the female friend...to have both them tease me would be....oh well..

Anyway I got this brilliant idea from Coupling...I got some restraints and managed to figure out a way to get into them. I left her a note that when she came in she was to come into the bedroom but not say a word...be very quite.....then she was to come out and read the second part of the note on the counter in the kitchen. I wont bore you with details but it basically told her about the fantasy., unfortunately the other girl was not around but my wife had the option of teasing till her hearts content and I had the fantasy of not really knowing who was there and who was not....my wife played her part to a performance worth of an oscar......We took (she took...I was tied up) several photos and these two hilight the event...and for those who might think otherwise

those are jockey shorts for men......

Cooling off or Floating-HNT

You'll just have to put up with me for this weeks HNT.... It has been hot and I needed to cool down so thought I would float around sans clothes in the pool then go inside where the A/C could blow on me.....and keep me cool.

I wrote yesterday about my dream, anniversary etc....when she came home yesterday she wanted to be shaved before we went downtown for nice dinner...I did and before we left she got a very nice oral orgasm....she said,"Well I got mine, lets go to dinner!" Oh I love it when she does that, so I marched into the bathroom with my penis standing as tall as it could, brushed my teeth, combed my hair and got dressed. She put on a really sexy white summer dress, as if she were on her way to a wedding...The perfect dress for an anniversary.....we went downtown and picked up our gift...for privacy sake I wont say what it was but it was our gift to us....she look angelic.....we had a nice time and came home and she played with me for over an hour......we went into the bedroom and I kept thinking she is going to get me off yet the touch she was using was one of "it ain't gonna happen today." and it did not.....so now two nights in a row I have gone to sleep horny with an erection and I will wait until she decides its time for me to cum.....

Dreams

Last night she and I were on the couch watching some mindless thing on television. As she often does she was playing with my cock. I was getting quite aroused and turned on and I was getting very erect.

When she plays with me, I can usually tell if she is doing so to get me off, or doing so just because she feels like playing with no thought of me cumming. Last night she was playing for playings sake and I knew I was not going to cum...As if I may have misunderstood her intentions, she even said, "I'm just having fun you are going to wait...." hmmm I moaned and just let her continue.

I had quite a hard on and eventually had to interrput her fun to get up and go outside to turn off the sprinklers on the lawn...I put some shorts on and as I was walking outside, I could feel the unmistakeable drop of pre cum drip from my penis and land on my thigh. While outside a few more drops did the same. I find this quite erotic, and when I came back in I got undressed again and sat down on the couch.

She even mentioned that I was leaking like a broken faucet but I still was not cumming. Shrtly thereafter her cell rang and she got a text message from her old number one fantasy guy....he wanted to play but he was on the east coast and only wanted erotic text messages back and forth.

Well even though he is on her shit list, he just happened to text at a time we are having our wedding anniversary...and it has been a fantasy of mine and one I think she is really hot for, to re-affirm our wedding and have the "best man" fuck her on our re-enacted wedding day....this is something we both want to do next year...have another ceremony, have guests over and during the reception have them sneak off and fuck like crazy, and she can return with a cum filled pussy....well since his timing was so right she went into the bedroom and I guess they had some good ole fashioned phone sex....It was almost like the fantasy except he was not really here, nor did we have any guests but it more or less took the edge off for a while.

Ok to end this before you all get bored, we went to bed to watch late night tv and while we were doing so she was once again started to play with my cock and got me hard and leaky again...after the show ended I clicked the tv off she rolled over and I went to sleep with my hard on...frustrated but happy while she was content from a phone bone orgasm. I had a dream that there were three of us in the bedroom., Me, her and some faceless guy...The guy told me to spread her legs because he was going to "fuck her cunt good and hard." I did and he started to pound away at her cunt...Me goading him to fuck her hard and her sreaming for him to fill her with his cum.....as in all good erotic dreams I woke up with an enormous hard on (ok ok it was hard anyway) and had to go pee......

Im still horny......and writing this for you guys has got me even more horny....see what I mean?

What feels better?

Yesterday I was feeling a bit horny so I asked her if she would like her pussy shaved. She must have been feeling a little horny too because she told me she had thought about that while taking her shower.

I told her I would open the "barbershop." Now for those who read this blog you know that shaving her pussy always leads to her pussy getting licked...sometimes it leads to a date that she is going to have as we always take care of the kitty before another guy enters that tight little puss of hers..but...yesterday it just lead to a shave and a pussy licking.

I love getting her all nice and warm with warm slightly hot wash cloth, then all lathered up with the Skintamate shave cream (especially formulated for a womans sensative areas) and then aferwards getting her off by mouth.

Unless she is faking and who can really know for sure, she cums rather quickly. Especially when she is horny and yesterday she was horny....and yes sometimes she squirts in my mouth as she can be a "female ejaculator."

Well as I could feel her start to cum I got really turned on and my old friend stood up to take a peek. After she came I just could not resist and I sent my friend to that spot we guys know as heaven or as close as we'll ever get here on earth....I fucked her hard, then soft and then hard and turned her around and took her doggy style and really pounded her pussy....Then I flopped her over and spread her legs and watched my cock go in and out of that tight pussy and it amazed me how tight it is as I looked down and show my cock squeezed by her pussy opening.

I started to screw more gently, more my style and we were kissing and I was nibbling and bitting (softly) at her neck. I was close to cumming but knew that today I would not, but rather just enjoy penetrating her.

She was talkative, telling me to fuck her, spread her legs and watch me go in an out...then....!!!!!!she said something she has never, ever said.....Sure she has told me how much she likes it but she never said it this way.....she said, "that feels good, but it feels better when you lick it.!" Wow....now to a lot of guys that would have been a real bummer...I mean a woman telling them their tounge feels better than their cock..

But....I know I am different...that fucking turned me on. Something I have always known I think and was so glad to hear it. I know that I have with one exception never gotten her off with my cock....I dont think I have ever gotten any woman off with my cock. but Im damn sure I have with my tounge...I would be willing to bet I have gotten off every girl I have ever gone down on...Unless they are all faking and lying about it. I think every girl I have done has said they really liked my mouth work but no girl including my wife has ever said I got them off with my cock......the fact that she just said it while we were having sex told me that what I have thought is true...when it comes to my cock or my mouth they would rather have my mouth....I dont think there was anything mean about what she said. I dont think it was meant to demean...it was just uttered in the height of a passionate moment and it really turned me on.......

Pussy 1 Dick 0

Ok so what does the title mean Pussy 1 Dick 0? Simple.

She came home for lunch yesterday and although I don't have the photo she was sitting on the couch about like this photo demonstrates. Of course I was getting a nice view and even after 15 years, believe me I like the view.

My best friend Pete liked the view too and he stood up to get a better look.

I said, you can't go back to work without getting Ms Pussy kissed and I leaned over, pulled her sexy little panties aside and gave Ms Pussy a kiss.

Next thing I know, I am taking her by the hand, leading her into the bedroom and I have her on the bed, legs spread. I push the panties aside and Pete makes his grand entry. She is very tight and that is an opinion shared by all the guys who have ventured into that hallowed place. Well its about 5 minutes to return to work time and she says, "If you cum in me, I'm going to smell like sex the rest of the day."

I know that his her way of saying. "Cum in me Now!".......well maybe a porn star can as they say in the business "Pop" on command but I my friends am no porn star..

I tell her I don't think I can cum in the time alloted before she has to return to work and she says, "Oh yes you can." Well I start to fuck her furiously, and all of a sudden she is saying, "Pussy 1 dick 0." She says a "tight pussy will win out every time over a dick that trys to hold back....!"

She giggled and as I pulled out an enormous amount of cum came leaking out of her.....she pulled her panties back over the opening and off to work she went....

My first foray into that lucious pussy in several weeks and after her new main guy did her twice. I guess he found out tight pussies win too.