All Dressed and going out with_______

So just a bit of humor in the humorless times.  Of course life in our world has gotten strange.  The wife has not gotten any strange cock lately and I have been a very unhappy cuckold husband as a result of her lack of nookie.

We haven't been out anyplace except for brief excursions to the grocery store, and local pharmacy to get essentials.

We have actually found toilet paper once (each of us was able to buy five rolls) and the wife found an additional three on her own when she ventured out into zombie land.

But with no place to go and nothing much to do we were both getting a little bored.  So the other night I was sitting and reading the latest news on this twilight zone world and dinner was on the stove and my wife was MIA.  I found her in the bathroom putting on make up.  WTF..."Hey honey something just beeped on the stove should I take care of it?"  No Ill be right there came her curt reply.

So she looks hot as fuck sitting eating dinner with make up on and little else.  After dinner she gets up, goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later dressed in her LBD and heels. 

"I'm going to take the garbage out and I'm going out dressed up, and the neighbors can say the "Trash is taking out the trash."

It gets desperate when one has to dress up like they are going out to get laid just to take out the trash. But it worked, she took out the trash and she got laid too....but don't get too excited it was only by me....

Supply and Demand!

The hot water to get her all soft and ready was heated to just the right temp and I began by applying the wet warm cloth to her mons to soften the scraggly remains from last session.

Soon I had her all lathered up, and from a position on my knees I carefully  depilated her pubic area, and her pussy lips.  Of course I had to remove some excess lather with my fingers and could feel her clit grow hard.

Soon her pussy was hairless as the day it came into the world and I used the warm water and wash cloth to remove the excess lather.  I then began to kiss and nibble her until she began to squirt a gusher into my mouth and all over my face.  She grabbed me head and pulled me into tight while she screamed over and over until I thought the neighbors might call the police.  She quivered in a blissful orgasm for several minutes.  I was getting hard as a rock and soon she invited me to climb into bed with her.

I had not taken off my underwear yet and was lying on the bed while she briefly excused herself to get something.

She returned in short order and climbed into bed with me, immediately placing her hand over my underwear and directly onto my cock.  She then began to slowly tease me to hardness again keeping me right on the edge but not letting it go over.  I thought she was about to have me make a cummy mess in my pants but no she just took her time.

She kept this up for a while and I eventually got so close she just stopped.  We both hugged and snuggled for a bit and she again place her had back over my cock and just kept it there for a few minutes until my hardness subsided.  

We cuddled like this for a while with my cock occasionally stirring in my pants, I don't remember how it came to be, but I do remember somehow being on the bed on my knees and she noticed that I was beginning to spring back to life.  I think (but my brain is a bit foggy from all the blood flow to the lower end) that I entertained a thought of fucking her and I think I was about to lower my shorts to free him from its captivity.  Then I remember her hand once again cupping me as my awakening cock strained against the thin fabric of my underwear.  She just loves to cup my balls and I must admit the feeling is one of intense pleasure and security.

Her hand cupping my balls

Then suddenly he was free

Then she said, You know I had an evil thought.  I asked her what that thought was and she said that I was going to wait to cum until we could find a good supply of toilet paper in the store.  You know the demand for that is very high but the supply is very low and I may have a long wait and then I was put back in left on the edge

Is there a Toilet Tissue Fetish??

Search far and wide and you will soon find out there must be a fetish involving toilet tissue and all the world is into it.  It is more rare than diamonds and certainly now more valuable than gold.

I don't get it.  But No true crisis is a crisis unless there is something funny to take our minds off of the crisis.  I give you a link to a youtube video from the old Carol Burnette Show.. I cant upload it to here but follow the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AGaSl0TdXM

Virus Blues

Every year my wife and I look so forward to going to our local RenFest.  I only get to wear my Kilt once maybe twice a year.  I really like wearing it and I wont tell you wants underneath except for my boots. 

I called the Fest this morning and asked if they would be open this weekend as there are only two weeks left.  Yes, we will be here!!  Great news!

So ten minutes ago I went on line to buy tickets and bingo.  In huge blue borders with white letters.

The Fest is canceled because of Corona Virus.  What a bummer.  I must say we thought about if it would be safe or not...But we came to the conclusion that it's outdoors and we can avoid being close to people but I suppose the smart thing was to shut it down where masses of people gather there is more risk of spread.

So in any event had you been there this weekend this is what you would have seen or not seen.

Sunshine, sex, and smiles

By Mrs. BDenied

I received a text the month prior asking if I had any days that were not good for a visit from one of my Alpha Males.   Clear all month!  About a week before, he texted and asked about the 5th...Yes 1 was Free & Clear!   2 days before he advised where & when for a morning get together for him to unload into a married pussy.

Off I go the morning of...a bright sunshiny day  to add to my excitement.   I got the car parked and texted I was there just at the time he said.  He walked down to greet me and we walked up to the room.  The usual pleasantries as we disrobed..he already had a hard on when his shorts came off.  He looked me up & down as I reached out and grabbed his cock, then started being playful smacking it around. He laughed at he playfulness.

I let my hands drift own his hard body as I knelt before his cock.  I took that hard hot cock into my mouth, softly at first to get it wet.  Placed the tip on my lips, then jammed it in to make it seem like a cock ramming into a hot tight pussy.   He groaned.   I continued to go up and down, going as deep as I could.....playing to his ego,  telling him his cock is so big I cannot take it all in. I sucked hard as I came up on the cock, then down again all wetness.  I stopped letting his cock stay  in my mouth as deep as possible...then sucked. Then flicked my tongue up & down the shaft...he moaned,    Oh you suck cock so good.

I let my hands drift all up & down his chest saying how sexy he is, spreading my hands out on the shoulders down to his biceps and gave them a squeeze...oh those muscles I said. So Sexy.   I grabbed his hand and he pulled me up, and it was over to the bed.

He gently pushed me down and I  spread my legs wide splaying my pussy to him. He knelt down and went down on me.  OOO. I moaned..I grabbed the back of his head to make him  press harder as I lifted my hips to  shove harder against his face and bent my legs back exposing more for him.

Body Language communicated I was done...He stood up, came up onto the bed and slowly put in his cock into the tight pussy...He was slow & gentle at first.  He said,,oh, this pussy is tight!  But he continued..when he was in, I began to thrust my hips as he went in & out...reached around and grabbed his butt as he thrust in & out.  Then it  got more & more frantic as we undulated together.  He was so excited and the pussy so tight, it did not take long for him to cum. 

We laid there for a moment... I got up to put on my panties so it would catch the back wash and I could smell him later.    He also got dressed...apologizing for the "hit & run" and no time for  breakfast or lunch.    No personal talk this time around...it was all business.   I said it made it more exciting...also that he can only get to town every so often makes it more exciting.   He commented how he likes I have always been so open and available when he does get to town. No excuses.   No way!   Any wonder we have been F buddies for 12 years now?

I walked out the door first, he followed by a minute...just for show.  I told him to keep in touch...so to speak. He smiled & said he definitely would get in touch the next time he is in town.   In the lobby he went right to the gym and I  walked out into the bright sunshine  to my car & drove off with a big smile. 
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My Version of her meeting...MR. bdenied
So there is this fantasy I have of not knowing if my lovely wife will be spreading her legs on any given day.  I just think it is hot to not know if she is meeting up with one of her hot male studs.  I can not explain why I just think it's hot....perhaps because if she meets up without telling me then I know she is doing it just for her because she wants too, and not because it is something she is doing just to please me.

I may not have mentioned this yet, but my wife is the most horrible liar I have ever met.  She could not tell a lie if her life depended on it and if she tries I see right through her.  So when she told me she needed the car and I said, no problem where are you going and she mentioned the town, I asked why and she had this grin on her face from ear to ear.  She was trying to keep it a secret but she could not.

So anyway she told me and I made sure I was home in time for her to use the car.  I go out early every morning to do my morning exercise ritual. 

I returned home in plenty of time for her to use the car since she had to go out in the midst of rush hour traffic.   I was sitting at home wondering what it was she was doing in that hotel room when I received these two items:   It is so hot to see my wife with a big cock in her mouth, especially wearing her wedding ring and then seeing her legs spread with another mans cock in her pussy.  She definitely had the smell of just fucked sex on her when she came home.  I think she had a fun day and I had a fun time thinking about her fun day.

Minding her own business

Today I was at my dinning room table.  I had some minor maintenance to do on some tools and the table provided a good solid surface to work on.  I put some protective cloth and padding on the table so not to damage it and went about cleaning the tools I needed to use.  It just amounted to cleaning the grime off and making sure they were well lubed for the next go around.

She was on the opposite side getting something from her purse that she keeps on a stand along with her phone charger.  I saw this view and just grabbed my phone and snapped off a quick shot because even after 26 years I think she still has a hot ass.  I know I got an instant hard on and my only regret was that there was not another guy present to enjoy the view and get turned on too so he could fuck her.  Oh well perhaps.....but anyway I hope you enjoy the view too.

When the Sun comes Up

By Mrs. Bdenied



A few weeks ago, I had gotten notice from one of my Alpha Buds he would be in town ...I could not make that one.  But he doesn't forget abut me!  Last week, I did get a few days notice he would be in town. Be there at 6AM.  Ok..where?  "Same place as last time".    Ok.  At least it IS in a  hotel, not grab a blow job in a car...so many cameras around anymore, and we have really pushed it for years & gotten away with fucking and sucking in vehicles.   He does like to live dangerously, but we both are getting more cautious.

The hotel in question may be listed as a 4 star hotel..but not in the best area.   The meeting was confirmed, so I got up before the dawn at 3 to be at the hotel by 6AM...still dark.  Parked the car on a  deserted street so I would not have to give a name to valet.  I am living on the edge like he likes to do.

I made it up to the room. He leaves the door open...I walk into darkness. It is quiet.  "Hello? Where are you?"     "Get naked you whore"    Ok...figured out where he was and my eyes adjusted to the low light.   He was sitting spread eagle on a couch with his masculinity in full form.    I went over to a table where his belongings were...stood facing him and undressed.   "Come suck my cock"    I walked over and knelt between his legs,  took his hot cock in my hands, then put it in my mouth.  I slowly went balls deep...all the way down ...my tongue flicking up & down on his shaft. Then went in & out sucking hard...he likes the head of his cock sucked, so I stayed there..cock in mouth....he was leaking by now & I said so.   He had me hold up..he did not want to shoot his load yet.

I was still kneeling , I started rubbing by breast on his stomach and chest. like a cat.....rubbing his scent all over with my  chest and face.  I leaned forward and he said, "You want to kiss me , don't you?"  So he pulled me forward and kissed me deeply for a few seconds.

He had me turn around and sit on his cock...then stood up and bent me  over the couch he entered from behind. There was a window out to a small balcony, and he said, how about fucking out there? I said that would be hot...but he decided it was too dangerous this time. The stars were burning out.  He was fucking me and almost came, but he did not want to come yet, so into the bedroom.  He drew the curtains to make it totally dark.

The bed was an extra large king size, very comfortable.     He actually went down on me for a short time, then started to fuck me.  He did not cum yet, just a good hard pussy pounding so I would feel it the next day.   Then he laid down...he was tired.  He rolled on his side & asked to lightly scratch his back. I did, and softly petted his back.    Sometimes he wants  tenderness & shows it from time to time. Before he fell asleep, his foot came over and touched my foot, then he fell fast asleep.   Being WIDE awake, I got up & walked around a bit.  His shirt was hung over a chair and his personal belongings laid out on the table. I do not touch anything.    Then I went back and laid on the bed next to him listening to him sleep.   At one point he stirred and put his arm out and touched my hip..yup I am still there, so he fell back asleep. 

An hour later, his phone alarm went off.    Then his phone rang..uh oh. It was his wife.  I left he room and closed the door while he talked with his wife.  That never happened before. He has never called anyone nor taken any calls.  It is a good feeling  he trusts me. 

It was a short call, and he had me come back in.   He said to get on my knees so he could fuck me from behind, He did, again a good hard fuck. He shot his big load up my pussy.   We both got up to  get cleaned up. His cum was running down my leg...he liked that. Proof he shot a big load.

He said he had to go, so we both got dressed. Reminded me of a Maroon 5 song about when the Sun comes up  I will leave & we'll be on our own. 

We dressed,  then I walked over & we had a goodbye hug. I  turned and walked out the door.  Down the elevator, out the door into now bright sunshine feeling well fucked.