Not in a Bad Way

We noticed our supply of adult beverages was running low.. We are not big drinkers, me not at all and her one drink a night or none at all.....

We had been to Chinese and thought we'd just bop over to our neighborhood adult beverage store and pick up a bottle of adult relaxation liquid.

I walk up to the counter to pay and the clerk says, "Thank you Mam, anything else today...He is looking right over my shoulder and directly at her....."No thanks, that's all for me.......unless you cut hair here..."

Right away his face turns 90 shades of red and he stumbles and bumbles...."ahhh...sorrryyyy, I was looking at her, your wife.......! YOU WERE.......??????DO YOU THINK I JUST BRING HER ALONG SO GUYS CAN LOOK AT HER....???"""" I'm really enjoying his obvious discomfort.....its fun...then I say, "Don't worry my friend, I like men looking at her, keeps them from noticiing I'm around...." He like most men, has no turn off switch, but he has a big shovel and he digs the ditch deeper....: I mean I was looking at her but not in a bad way...." Well then what kind of way were you looking then..." I'm grinning ear to ear, she is giggling and he just wants to crawl behind his cash register and hide....

But alas I let him off the hook, " Well she is too pretty not to look at, so you are forgiven....." Then we leave and I am so proud that I have a wife who men just adore looking at.....thank you very much..

Now it would be fun if we were out and some guy just walked up looked at her and did not apologize for it and just openly flirts with her and does not care I'm even there...that would be really fun....