Tuesday, April 14, 2020

All Dressed and going out with_______

So just a bit of humor in the humorless times.  Of course life in our world has gotten strange.  The wife has not gotten any strange cock lately and I have been a very unhappy cuckold husband as a result of her lack of nookie.

We haven't been out anyplace except for brief excursions to the grocery store, and local pharmacy to get essentials.

We have actually found toilet paper once (each of us was able to buy five rolls) and the wife found an additional three on her own when she ventured out into zombie land.

But with no place to go and nothing much to do we were both getting a little bored.  So the other night I was sitting and reading the latest news on this twilight zone world and dinner was on the stove and my wife was MIA.  I found her in the bathroom putting on make up.  WTF..."Hey honey something just beeped on the stove should I take care of it?"  No Ill be right there came her curt reply.

So she looks hot as fuck sitting eating dinner with make up on and little else.  After dinner she gets up, goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later dressed in her LBD and heels. 

"I'm going to take the garbage out and I'm going out dressed up, and the neighbors can say the "Trash is taking out the trash."

It gets desperate when one has to dress up like they are going out to get laid just to take out the trash. But it worked, she took out the trash and she got laid too....but don't get too excited it was only by me....

6 comments:

lovetosubmit said...

LOL, glad you got laid. She's a hottie.

bdenied said...

@lovetosubmit I will pass on your compliment to her. Thanks...better though if someone else gets laid instead of me...that is what makes cuckolding so much fun. but I have to admit it was nice

JFBreak said...

Every woman should own a little black dress. Your wife looks especially nice in hers. I wish my garbage collection people looked as hot as her. I'd be curious to know if she was wearing anything beneath!

bdenied said...

@JFbreak….well by the time I got to her the dress was gone and so was any evidence of what may or may not have been under it. I just don't know....mystery to both of us...

Naresh said...
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Cheryl said...

I, for one, love my little black dress.... it always seems to work well for me...

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