We haven't been out anyplace except for brief excursions to the grocery store, and local pharmacy to get essentials.
We have actually found toilet paper once (each of us was able to buy five rolls) and the wife found an additional three on her own when she ventured out into zombie land.
But with no place to go and nothing much to do we were both getting a little bored. So the other night I was sitting and reading the latest news on this twilight zone world and dinner was on the stove and my wife was MIA. I found her in the bathroom putting on make up. WTF..."Hey honey something just beeped on the stove should I take care of it?" No Ill be right there came her curt reply.
So she looks hot as fuck sitting eating dinner with make up on and little else. After dinner she gets up, goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later dressed in her LBD and heels.
"I'm going to take the garbage out and I'm going out dressed up, and the neighbors can say the "Trash is taking out the trash."
It gets desperate when one has to dress up like they are going out to get laid just to take out the trash. But it worked, she took out the trash and she got laid too....but don't get too excited it was only by me....
